What would you do if a purple cow came up to you?
"Now, Billie Jo,redo it and get the right answers," she would sternly say as my face became now a thousand Flames of Affliction. I prayed right there for lunch, or a fire drill, or for the marching band practicing outside to bust through the door of for the office assistant to interrup,t or for high winds to blow off the roof, or the Second Coming or even a first coming, or for the fighting Steers playing football to throw one long and hard right through the window and knock me unconscious!
"There's an elephant who likes eggplant. Oh, he loves it so. He plants it and waters it And eats it real slow." @L.T.Garvin Do you like eggplant? Well, there's an elephant who does. Read more about this very funny elephant in Animals Galore, forthcoming from Crystal Publishing. Illustrations by Corbin Hillam.