Rock ‘n’ Roll is Here to Stay

"Now, Billie Jo,redo it and get the right answers," she would sternly say as my face became now a thousand Flames of Affliction. I prayed right there for lunch, or a fire drill, or for the marching band practicing outside to bust through the door of for the office assistant to interrup,t or for high winds to blow off the roof, or the Second Coming or even a first coming, or for the fighting Steers playing football to throw one long and hard right through the window and knock me unconscious!

The Elephant Who Likes Eggplant

"There's an elephant who likes eggplant. Oh, he loves it so. He plants it and waters it And eats it real slow." @L.T.Garvin Do you like eggplant?  Well, there's an elephant who does.  Read more about this very funny elephant in Animals Galore, forthcoming from Crystal Publishing. Illustrations by Corbin Hillam.

A Purple Cow?!

"What would you do with a Purple Cow?" Would you say, "How do you do?" @L.T. Garvin So, what would you do with that Purple Cow?  L.T. Garvin can answer that question in her latest book of poetry for children, Animals Galore.  Forthcoming from Crystal Publishing. Illustrations by Corbin Hillam.

A Fearsome Fredator Walks This Way

"There is a fearsome, Formidable Fredator. He's on the lamb, And quite the destructor..." "He travels around with nary a care..." @L.T. Garvin Read the comical story of the Fredator and all his antics in Animals Galore, forthcoming from Crystal Publishing. Illustrations by Corbin Hillam

It’s a Super Show…

This super star "struts to and fro on the stage"; he can run and skate and jump on springs. He eats cupcakes  and moos like a cow.  "Quite a creature he is, Not your regular kid--he's a whiz!" --excerpt from Animals Galore, coming soon. @L.T. Garvin

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Hey, Texas! Want some sports in your stocking?

They were like the toughest football team ever.  In fact, they charged all over us with long lances. Dyson said, "Oh, what'll we do now?" RC said, "I can't catch any of them!" Coach Jenkins said a lot of things. Join Nate for his hilarious commentary on 4th grade athletics--a funny trip down memory lane… Continue reading Hey, Texas! Want some sports in your stocking?

A New Adventure Series for Children

Follow Eggs the Dog as he explores the crazy world of just about everybody! In Ham and Eggs,  he and his boy Ham make every moment special. Watch for his next adventure:  Eggs with Cheese. The perfect series to read to a little boy who is attached to his dog.  Great for adult dog lovers,… Continue reading A New Adventure Series for Children

Featured Illustrator and Writer: Corbin Hillam

Attention Denver:  Corbin Hillam is in your area.  The veteran illustrator now has his own series of books.  Eggs with Friends is a touching series that emphasizes the tender relationship a dog has with the people and objects in his life. We want Corbin to do some fancy chalk work for the series, so let's… Continue reading Featured Illustrator and Writer: Corbin Hillam