"Now, Billie Jo,redo it and get the right answers," she would sternly say as my face became now a thousand Flames of Affliction. I prayed right there for lunch, or a fire drill, or for the marching band practicing outside to bust through the door of for the office assistant to interrup,t or for high winds to blow off the roof, or the Second Coming or even a first coming, or for the fighting Steers playing football to throw one long and hard right through the window and knock me unconscious!
"There's an elephant who likes eggplant. Oh, he loves it so. He plants it and waters it And eats it real slow." @L.T.Garvin Do you like eggplant? Well, there's an elephant who does. Read more about this very funny elephant in Animals Galore, forthcoming from Crystal Publishing. Illustrations by Corbin Hillam.
They were like the toughest football team ever. In fact, they charged all over us with long lances. Dyson said, "Oh, what'll we do now?" RC said, "I can't catch any of them!" Coach Jenkins said a lot of things. Join Nate for his hilarious commentary on 4th grade athletics--a funny trip down memory lane… Continue reading Hey, Texas! Want some sports in your stocking?
Follow Eggs the Dog as he explores the crazy world of just about everybody! In Ham and Eggs, he and his boy Ham make every moment special. Watch for his next adventure: Eggs with Cheese. The perfect series to read to a little boy who is attached to his dog. Great for adult dog lovers,… Continue reading A New Adventure Series for Children
Attention Denver: Corbin Hillam is in your area. The veteran illustrator now has his own series of books. Eggs with Friends is a touching series that emphasizes the tender relationship a dog has with the people and objects in his life. We want Corbin to do some fancy chalk work for the series, so let's… Continue reading Featured Illustrator and Writer: Corbin Hillam